Hey fam it’s been a while
Ukulele Hayley
Hayley. 23. Minnesotan. Husker. Broadcasting major. Big Brother fan. NHL and B1G sports. Slytherin. I play the ukulele. Welcome.
This may or may not be my greatest tweet ever
(Source: coffeeandcondescension, via nataliestrick)
America is about to be that part in the lion king where where pride rock became all shitty bc Scar became king
have yet to see a better analogy
Are you implying Hilary Clinton’s daughter will assassinate Donald Trump because I’m okay with this
Actually, if we follow the narrative, I think it would be the Obama daughters. Which would be even MORE awesome.
Malia’s gonna fight Trump on the roof of the Whitehouse while it’s on fire.
(via 2spooky4mulder)
I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING IT OVER THE FUCKING SONG IN THE BACKGROUDN HOLY FUCK
my family does this shit all the time i’m so pleased
(Source: twitter.com, via cvop-deactivated20181217)
Michelle is actually funnier than me. Mainly because she teases me, but I can’t tease her. (I think that’s fair.) I can’t say anything about her because she gets mad. (Nope, you can’t.) So I guess she’s funnier.
Lovely
(Source: tmholland, via yungblackgoddess)
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You never know what people have to go home to, always be kind.
(via thewarmestofintentions)
(Source: michaelmyerskinnie, via loveequalsfood)
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